Initially a gay wanna-be.

But then as I analyze it a bit more this is the conclusion that I come to:

He's an alcoholic that hasn't ever killed a buck over 125" unless it was in the headlights. He wears Mossy Oak and Realtree at the same time and has never been any part of any hunting staff. He's probably a little guy that uses Primos calls because his favorite color is green and the only language he speaks is Hillbilly English. He may use Muzzy's... on his crossbow.