Don't tease me

This post reminds me of he little boy/man in the Gym last night

I cannot bench 300 pounds because

My mother is small boned
I was not breast fed
I have a bad back
My dad did not hug me
My family did not eat meat
I am small boned
I have long muscle twitch[&:]
I have a hang nail

Man up Fran you're the KING. Demand it