Dude....I don't think you are and all......but this is SCREAMIN for a re-hashing of the '40 yr old virgin' scene. "I likeMichael Waddel's _____on my chin" is a DEAD give-away, for sure. But, as shown.....I wouldn't even go so far as metrosexual with what you have.
I did just notice that other than the small splash of blue in the Diamond logo the entire sticker color scheme is very color coordinated to the vehicle itself........all the stickers are either Red, White, Black or Gray.
Even the WKP sticker Todd sent me that replaces the Muzzy one to support the guys is white and gray.
(Notice Hunsucker hasn't sent me an HB sticker to represent those yahoos though.....

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Hmmmmmmmmm, maybe I better re-evaluate?

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