Here's the back of my truck...........anyone wanna call me gay and mean it?
Dude....I don't think you are and all......but this is SCREAMIN for a re-hashing of the '40 yr old virgin' scene. "I likeMichael Waddel's _____on my chin" is a DEAD give-away, for sure. But, as shown.....I wouldn't even go so far as metrosexual with what you have.
How 'bout them Phillies?