ORIGINAL: huntingirl89
You'll fart, poop, pee, and scream, all in front of ten complete strangers, all of whom are staring intently at your nether-regions, which, by the way, has an 80 per cent chance of tearing. There's my story of childbirth as described by Dr. Cox
Oh, and by the way DLG, we have successfuly hijacked this thread. Congratulations [8D]
We've done well at our first attempt at hijacking.
Fortunately the mommy doesn't have to clean up the mess. There's no tearing if you're in the hospital. They just do an episiotomy. You have to watch the nurses though. One of them wanted to take Miriam away because she was so small. But my doctor stopped her. Said she had a perfect score and there was no reason for it.
Doctor also made them leave her with me at night. They like to take your baby to the nursery because it makes it easier for them. Then they give them a bottle to shut them up. They say it's so you can rest. BS. The nurses thought they could treat me like a little kid because I look like one. No way. I told them it's my baby and I'm in charge.
They do give you and your husband a nice candlelight dinner though. And they give you a nice comfy cushion to sit on.
