You'll fart, poop, pee, and scream, all in front of ten complete strangers, all of whom are staring intently at your nether-regions, which, by the way, has an 80 per cent chance of tearing. There's my story of childbirth as described by Dr. Cox



Oh, and by the way DLG, we have successfuly hijacked this thread. Congratulations [8D]