Remember when(if) you played little league baseball, football, or whatever you played? OK, let's say your team lost to the champs. Trophy time rolls around and instead of just handing out the trophies, they let you, the losing team, pick whatever "size" trophy you want. (Provided the bigger trophies are actually there for picking-Sorry Jeff)

Now, do you carry your little snot-nosed self over to the itty bitty trophy table or do you go grab the biggest one you can carry?

Don't give me the BS that you would pick the small one because we know that would be the right thing to do. blah, blah, blah

You know which trophy you would want and you know why. It looks better. Feels better in your hands. More to brag about. And it is shinier than the crown on the Undisputable King of Window-Lickers' head. That's why!

LT