Oh god, after I clicked on the first one and it was something from American Idol I had to quickly look away. I can't stand that show.

Long story short, I've seen wayyyyy too many bullet wounds and stab wounds, anyone who wants to take one for me, go right ahead I won't stop you, honest. And trust me, I'm not running short on people who want me dead either.

And I think both you boys are adorable.