You can spoon a deer while he's sleeping[&:]
Don't ask[:@]

Once a spike always a spike

Don't shoot a doe, that's next years buck[8D]

I shot a yearly[&:]No you shot a fawn moron, a yearly is at least a year old(this one drives me nuts)

Deer don't move in the rain[&:]

Deer won't cross water, it's like a natural fence[&:]

There are only big bucks in the Midwest