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Old 06-25-2008 | 05:40 PM
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This one goes back about 20 years or so when my dad and uncles were alot crazier than they are today. Deer camp back then was about partying mostly, and occasionally somebody would go hunting. We used to camp out of this 1967 International Bus that was converted to a hunting bus, with 4 beds, a cardtable, etc.

My dad's uncle Stubby has a really bad snoring problem. For 20 years, everyone at deer camp had to suffer through Stubby's snoring all night long.

Then one year, Stubby (who was about 55 years old at the time) shows up at deer camp with this brand new shiny CPAP machine that's supposed to cure his snoringand sleep apnea. The first day, Stubbywas drinking Crown Royale all day, and he got "tired". He put on his mask and passed out in the back of the bus. We were all waiting around to see if this machine would actually cure Stubby's snoring.

Then my dad's hippy bowhunter friend stopped by the Bus and decided to roll a joint - you know, for old times sake. Me and my dad are playing cards and drinking Coke and Budweiser respectivelywhile this guy re-lives Woodstock. All the while, Uncle Stubby ispassed out with his CPAP oxygen mask over his face - snoring like crazy! I mean the windows were rattling in that bus....

Hippie Guy goes "Does he always snore like that?" My dad said "Yep, I've been putting up with it for 20 years!".

Hippie Guy says "I know how to make him stop."

Next thing you know, Hippie guy is toking awayand blowing the smoke directly into into Stubby's C-Pap mask. We're all in tears laughing as Uncle Stubby starts moaning and groaning in his sleep. And about a minute later, the snoring magically stopped for the rest of the night. First night in 20 years of deer camp this guys has not snored!

The next morning, UncleStub woke up refreshed saying how great he slept because of that machine! Everyone laughed pretty hard but he never knew why....
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