RE: A perfect start
I love it when you walk through the woods and de-spider-web the path for the deer.
OR
For hours you itch thinking there's a piece of web on you.
OR
For hours wondering if the 8-legged creature is waiting to bite your ear lobe.
OR
Catching something out of the corner of your eye and it's the same damn spider web you've been trying to detach from your hat!
Is it me or does it seem like every year the spider's weave thicker webs?