I know that all the old bucks around here act just like old men. They are crotchity, grouchy, rocking chair types that sleep all day and are up all night (usually to pee). They eat dinner at 2, lunch at 8, and breakfast the night before. Their joints ache and they have a ton of hair virtually pouring from their ears. Their eyesight isn't very good anymore, but they make up for the lack of sight with a whole lot of skepticism and a general distaste for all that is not exactly like it was the day they were born.