ORIGINAL: magicman54494

A serious bowhunter:
Has antlers hanging in his kitchen
Thinks camo is church clothes.
Thinks PETA stands for people eating tasty animals
Quits his job because he can't get vacation during hunting season.
Buys his wife a bow stand for Christmas
His 4 seasons: pre rut, rut, post rut, off season
Doesn't own a butt removal tool or a cough suppressor
Women ask him : is that a grunt call in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Always has hunting gear floating around in his truck.


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