This is how I write my name on the score card:


Andy (+)


Then in the scoring box I write how many shots over par it took me to get close enough to pick it up or say the hell with it.... so when I come back to the club house with a bunch of 3s 4 s and 5s on my card everyone thinks I'm an Ace. Sometimes though I have to write a "B" in because it means the beer cart girl came around and I picked up to have an adult beverage before she moved on.

The first four holes of the round dictate what kinda day its going to be... a golf day or a drinking day.