My golf game sucked. Never once broke 100. Came close a few times... got into the upper 90's quite a bit, but never once went over. I'd played PuttPutt ever since I was a little kid so when I got on the green it was all over. It was getting on the green where my adventures were. Fortunately I always played at the community golf course where the grass was so burnt up and the ground so hard that a wormburner drive would still go 250 yards.

But then I was young and didn't know what I was doing. If I'd known anything about golf, I'd probably never hit under 150 and I could've really sucked at it. Anyway, considering the last round of golf I played was 36 years ago... I'd have to say my shooting.