Centauri i work in a town that is right near the lake and Cedar Point, one of the worlds best Amusement Parks. I get these snotty nosed tourists all the time.

The Other night this guy and his wife came in 5 minutes before we closed. I polietly told them we were closing in 5 minutes. They went on shopping, going as slowly as they could. They asked us where our seafood department was. I told them that we didn't have one, we didn't sell enough seafood to make it worth having any. By this time it's 10 after 9 and we close at 9. We start shutting some lights off to let them know that they need to hurry up, they continue shopping! 20 after 9 we finally shut all the lights and these morons continued to shop. My brother who is the manager found them and told then that they need to check out immedieatly. The guy came up with the cart and we started talking a little and his snot nosed 50 year old wife with her implants hanging out of her shirt came up complaining that we didn't have anything and this store sucked and stuff. I told her we were a grocery store that rpovided the basics and a few other things. We had a meat department, a dairy department, small produce and frozen food department. She was like well our navigation unit said you were a specialty store do you know that! I was like we are a specialty store, we have a state liquor license, it's not my fault your navigation unit is a piece of junk.

I had finally had it by this time and let my feelings be known. I was like i don't know why you tourists think you own every place you visit. The people in this town don't have a problem with our store. You don't have to shop here, no one is forcing you to. At this present moment i'd wished you would go somewhere else. By the way you must be completely stupid to think that any store is going to have their seafood department open past 9. The guy apologized for his wife acting like a moron, paid, and left. God tourists are buttholes. [:@][:@][:'(][:'(][:'(]