Official Canadian Temp. conversion chart ..............(I couldn' t resist)......................61 F/ 16 C: Italian cars won' t start...Canadians drive with their windows down...............50 F/ 10C: Californians shiver uncontrollably.....Canadians plant gardens...........32 F/0 C:American water freezes... Canadian water gets thicker........ 0 F/ -17 C:New York City landlords turn on the heat....Canadians have the last BBQ of the season........-60 F/-51 C: Mt. St. Helens freezes.....Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.......... -----100 F/ -73 C :Santa Claus abandons the North Pole....Canadians pull down their ear flaps..........-173 F/ -114 C:Ethyl alcohol freezes.....Canadians get frustrated when they can' t thaw the keg............ -460 F/-273 C:Absolute zero....Canadians start saying " cold eh" ........... -500 F/-295 C:Hell freezes over.......the Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup