ORIGINAL: nick_bleuer76

Well, because of the whole pooping yourself thread, I am going to start an Official Pooping Diary, this is for anyone. Just post about your crap.

Well just got done. I had a bologna sandwich and potatoe soup, so I new things were about to get ugly. Me and my brother were playing ping pong, and I wanted to finish out the match, so I just clenched and prayed to god. My brother smashed the ball on the other side of the table and I jumped for it, bad idea, I almost crapped. So, I ran to my thrown, with paddle in hand, in ball in pocket and started to just let go, little did I know that I would be litterally PISSING OUT MY ASS!!! While, "pissing out my ass", I started hitting the ball to my self, it was very fun, and it took my mind off the buring sensation, which was occuring. After 10 minutes I was done, I probably could have filled a half a 2 litter bottle. Man that sucks!