ORIGINAL: quiksilver

Seriously, my car is literally a 50 cc quad with a tin box and a few windows around it, and it absolutely kills me to piss away $40 to fill it up. Every trip to the gas pump feels like adaythe proctologist's office.

If gas gets any more expensive this fall,this tightwad isgonna be screaming down the interstatelike Peewee Herman on a Vespa, with a hockey helmet on my head andmy treestand on my back.

If I run out of room, I can always hook up the Radio Flyer to the back of the scooter for extra cargo space.


Tow-behind Trailer. Probably not street legal, but I'll take my chances.