Well lets see...
I grew up on a road 5 miles long, we lived at the end and were the forth house.
My school only went up to the 6th grade then I had to transfer out.
I live in a trailer (but thats temp. I have a house being built the wife isn't as country).
I belong to an internet hunting forum (high tech redneck).
I have slept on a snadbars on the river while juggin' for catfish all night.
We've made bonfires so big the fire dept. showed up thinking the woods where on fire.
My first truck was a '79 F-350 supercab long bed with a 460. Second was a '81 F-100 with no tail lights.
Real men don't were PINK.
I have enough guns to handle anything critter around here two or four legged.
I'm a Republican.
I have raised and butchered turkeys, chickens, hogs, cows, &goats all in the same barn.
A 1200 lb bulls doesn't scare me ........ much.
I shoot tree rats out the from door.
I try to think up new interesting ways to kill armadillos.
I'm not afraid to buy lunch at a gas station.
During deer season I have been known to disappear for days at a time without a word.

The bad thing is most people around here don't think I'm very country much less a redneck.