Ya well I met my wife at the family reuinion at the county fair, she was eating a corn dog, leaning against the ferris wheel making it tilt. Then we had ourreception at wal-mart (easier to exchange the gifts). My favorite kind of beer is an open one. A shirt that says " I hunt because I cant hear my wife from my treestand". Ive got a shotgun a rifle and a 4 wheel drive. 3 legged, one eyeddog named Jake a belly full of beer and a opposum in a sack. the only snakeI have is on the grill. Have a sign on my door that says "Warning, Im blind, deaf and I have a gun" nailed to my trailer that is leaning at a 34deg angle on a slope. Where the hell did the wife go anywho......now thats redneck....