ORIGINAL: TOPDAWGWOOFWOOF
1) never use skoal bandits, only CHEAP fine cut snuff(bandits only for sissies and wimps)
2) like to wear bandannas. they are cooler than hats
3) Have trouble understanding why people wear those sissy pastel pants tofootball games. Just makes you look gay.
Also important to consider -
- Live alone in the woods
- Buy second hand clothes to save money
- Eat ham sandwiches
- Drink cokes
- 16 inch guns
- 320 bench
- 2,000 crunches a day (As I get older the number must increase to keep the abs looking as good as they do)
- Drive a truck with 243, 500 miles on it
- Sit on my porch at night and think about life
- Get very sad when I drive across the country and sleep in the parking lot of a Wal-Mart (or something like it) and remember my youth
I've had a decent run but nothing lasts forever
1) give up the dip.Causes cancer and spittin's a nasty habit
2) bandana's are for blowing your nose.Get yourself a NY Yankee cap(don't forget to wear it backwards)
3) agree with you on the pants--they are gay
You have to considers these things--
-you live alone for a reason.Maybe it's your choice or maybe you can't find anybody to put up with you
-get a bath,go out and buy some new clothes.Women really don't like the Salvation Army look
-ham sandwiches--time to go out and shootsome of those world-class Florida deer we all keep hearing about
-coke's only good with Bacardi
-you work out--great!Discipline is a good trait
-trade the truck in.you know it's gonna let you sit real soon
-porch sitting.See above reply about socializing,drinking and peeing
-Sleeping in a Walmart lot remembering your youth--sorry but for some reason I found that a little humorous
Respect to you TOPDAWG
