Yesterday I was flipping through a magazine, and there was an article about hog hunting. My wife looks over and sees a picture, and looks at me with this shocked look on her face. I was ready for something along the lines of "How can you shoot those? They're so cute." What does she say...?

"Oh, I want to shoot a pig!Are there any of those around?"

Later in the evening, we're watching something onT.V. and this guy is sittingin his living room, and on the wall is a furfrom a cat of some sort, couldn't see it real well. What does my wife do?

"There's bobcats or something up in the mountains aren't there? When thekids are a little older, can we go shootone of those?"

My jaw hit the floor...