ORIGINAL: quiksilver

I would actually recommend demonstrating the values of hunting in a real-world environment.

Begin your presentation by releasing an actualwild animal inside the classroom (something harmless, like a big snake or crocodile).



Once people reallystart to freak out -instruct them all to remain calm, thenslaughter it with a golf club (preferrably a short iron). No love taps. You're gonna really wanna hammer it.

Then make a wallet or pair of shoes out of the carcass, and give it to the hot lass of your choice!


Tell her it's just like Dolce and Gabbana

That should get the point across that killing animals isn't always a bad thing.

If anyone disagrees - just ask themhow they'd like to take a 9-iron to the temple.