J/K about the freak part

, look at my wall compared to yours and youll know I dont hold a candle.
BUT, I wanna know from you guys.... the ones that arescent-lok or bust, the put your wallet in a zip lock baggie, Drive to your hunting spot naked, pee in a bottle....etc.... you guys:
How do you control your Farts?

Yes I'm serious, i wanna know...