ORIGINAL: quiksilver

The King says:Any self-promoting schmuck can dress up in his semi-formal camo for some gay "God's Gift To Deerseason" staged photo in front of a stack of haybales or nature scene...

But not just anybody can pull off the topless nut-hugger photo. And for that, the King gives this topless wonder two snaps up and a bag of chips (wit' da dip). Dude is seriously a great American hero.