I despise thieves. Even if welived in that "perfect world", I'd be willing to bet you there'd be some jerkswith no hands running around barefoot so they could steal with their toes.

I had the unfortunate experience on one of my ships to have one of these guys working for me for a while, only he was a stupid thief. He'd steal anything. I put him on report the first time for taking someones uniforms, and (GET THIS) lining their name out with a stencil pen and free-handing his name just above it. The second time was the clincher. One of my other guys came running to theshop early in the morning and told me I needed to head down to the berthing. There was this guy, bigger than life, standing there in a pair of skivvies with someone else's name on them. We then inventoried his locker and found just about everything that had gone missing during the deployment. He went home soon after that.