Grandpa's special blend recipe:

1/2 cupFancy FeastCat food
1 gallon human vomit
1/2 pound chicken livers
2 crow heads
1 pound packet of Scrapple
2 gallons curdled milk
a pinch of poo
3 quarts of dirty french fryer grease
Dog Food until thick and chunky
Hershey's stawberry syrup to taste.