I don't think there's such a thing as a legal midget. If you saw a picture of me, I look like anyone else, but in real life, I'm just really small. There's no apparent medical cause for it, just one of those variations, like that 7 foot tall Chinese basketball player. My mother and I are the same size.

No, my husband didn't get a ticket. That law doesn't apply to someone my age. The police officer must have seen me get into the car when I left the bank and thought I was a kid.