ORIGINAL: Simp
You probably
would get your stones off by having some snot-nosed punks hauled away for rolling your shrubs. You're probably the same guy that stands at the end of your driveway and shakes your finger at any teenager going a little too fast down your street I'll bet. No wonder you feel so strongly about someone TP'ing your shrubs, it probably happens!
If you grow up and move out of mommy and daddy's house then you may begin to understand
.
Arguing with stupid is like swimming against a strong current, you get tired and never make progress and the person is still stupid. I am tired, not making progress and.............