I don' t know if this qualifies as an attack, but it' s funny as hell.
Just yesterday, my wife, 2yr old boy and me came home after watching my dad shoot in the senior olympics. My son fell asleep on the way back so my wife opened the door to the house so I could carry him back to his bed. I got back to his room and layed him down, right about that time my wife called my name, I asked what, and she said " I think there' s a snake in the house." [] So, I walked back into the living room and saw my wife backed up in the corner looking scared. I asked " where is it?" She pointed to the middle of the living room, so I looked down and sure enough there was a 12" baby copperhead with its head up stareing right at her. I said " yep, thats a snake." [:-] At, this point she decides to go ballistic! Screaming,crying, shaking. So, I said " just don' t move" . But, she was too hesteric to even answer. I went back to my hunting gear room, got my maschette[>:], went back in the living and they were still stareing each other down. I then made mince meat of the baby snake. [:-]
I' ve been having to look under everything my wife walks by ever since.[X(]