I don't care who wins this thing - all I ask is that, in return for my efforts, I beappointed to the position of"Director of White House Internships."

I've already finished our first press release:

The White House is currentlyseeking young, intelligent, great looking women to fill several vacancies within the White Houseinternship program. Interns will serve as support staff tothe President, the Cabinetand his aides. Applicants will be selected based on a variety of criteria, including but not limited to:
[ul][*]Height[*]Weight[*]Complexion[*]Style[*]Marital Status[*]Fitness level[*]Moral Fabric[/ul]
Blondes, Brunettes and Redheads are all encouraged to apply. Please send all future correspondences to:
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Quiksilver - The Undisputed King of Archery
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington, D.C. 20500
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