I'll tell you, that Dave is leading a charmed life. UPS drops rifles off at his door for no reason,
A couple of months ago, I ordered a pistol, a rifle and a shotgun. Since these were all MLs, UPS was able to deliver them dirctly to the house. They all came within a few days of each other. When the driver would come up to the house, my wife would ask, "WTF, another gun??!!"
A mere glimpse in to Dave's world