ORIGINAL: AmateurHunter44857

Thats cool, i'd like to be a Mounted Police Man but i'm not a Canadian Citizen. Maybe i can find a canadian to marry me so i become a citizen, then we can get divorced. I wonder how much i'd have to pay to do that? I can't get Americans to like me, god knows Canadians won't, they will just be like look at that silly American, quite dumb Eh? Then a nice canadian will be like whats all this name calling aboot, then they will both make fun of me and god it just gets evil.... <----- i need a life, seriously.... wow... THATS why i'm single