My wife is gonna be furious when I go home and tell her that I just found out that I'm actually Gay!

Who knew that a trailerpark redneck weavingdown the highway in his Exxon Valdez pickup truck could send ripple-effects across the moral fabric of America, causing me to come out of the closet and Bloodcreek to confess his love for truck nuts?!

Lanse - you KNOW somebody looked at the "multiple DUI's" option and thought "Nah, I bet these here polls aren't anominous. Screwit. I aint votin."

Duke, Lanse - this one's for you guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-03IlWs3xA