Have your wife breast feed...LOLOOL.... and have mom and dad buy diapers.... And they won't cost you anything but sleep and ....well......hold on....if you have them its a life changing event....but the outcome is undescribable....you'll have your worst day at work....and your 2 year old will hug you and say...I love you dadda....wanna go see yo deer stand dadda....and you will melt....

I'd trade all my guns/bows and all my experience in the woods for my kids....and the old ball and change...I love her too[8D]