Now come on! I was asked to do this by my sister, she's family you know - This did make me realize I didn't want to be a Vet.

Last story... I was dating a girl in High School and her family was raising a bull for meat. His name was BullWinkle and the father took his .30-.30 one day to shoot it and go get it butchered. Now mind you, they had the bull for 2 years and grew attached to it like a pet. Well the father came back in the house as he could not kill the animal he fed everyday. So I thought I would offer him, for me to shoot the bull, and he took me up on it. So I walked up to the fence and shot it between the eyes, just as he asked me to do. The family didn't speak to me for 3 days.
Answer this, what did I do wrong? It was dinner - right?

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