He'd be shed hunting toothless & from a wheel chair next year.
Thats how the Dark Side roles! [8D]
If I found out he was doing this i'd tie the shed off to a piss load black cats and wait in the distance for the sounds of firecrackers and high pitched squeals! Then you and a few buds teach em' how to properly score a shed.
Or you could do what magic said and build a pit trap. I mean then ya got the hole dug already.