Am I missing something? I didn't realize there is a lady on the team, if there is thats great, fess up, who is it???

I think the tan line pic is hillarious, but if we want to intimidate the other teams humour may not be the best starting point; a good starting point would be someone that knows Potoshop or some other graphics program.
If no-one steps up soon I'll start playing around with it, but I'm no graphic artist.