Steve, didn't I tell you that thing was ugly?! I like pritty I said, pritty. Nah, jk bud, I really just prefer not to sharpen by hand. I like the path of least resistence at the same time I want it to be the path of most reward.

Yeah, I know, welcome to the United States right?
Well, it's really looking like i'ma slap on some slickies for best traction here.