johnny2

Ya! well read what Ole had to go through up there in Lakes country...


Ole had a car accident. Got hit by a truck in a winter storm. In court, the trucking company's lawyer was questioning Ole.
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> 'Didn't you say, sir, at the scene of the accident,'I'm fine,'?' asked the lawyer.
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> Ole responded, 'Vell, I'll tell you vat happened. Ihad just loaded my favorite mule, Bessie, into the...'
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> 'I didn't ask for any details', the lawyerinterrupted. 'Just answer the question. Did you notsay, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?'
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> Ole continued, 'Vell, I had just got Bessie into thetrailer and I was driving down the road....'
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> The lawyer interrupted again and said, 'Judge, I amtrying to establish the fact that, at the scene of theaccident, this man told the Minnesota HighwayPatrolman on the scene that he was just fine.Now several weeks after the accident he is trying tosue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tellhim to simply answer the question.'
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> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Ole'sanswer and said to the lawyer, 'I'd like to hear whathe has to say about his favorite mule, Bessie.'
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> Ole thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Vell as I vassaying, I had just loaded Bessie, my favorite mule,into da trailer and vas driving her down da highvayven dis huge semi-truck and trailer ran da stop signand smacked my truck right in da side. I vas throwninto one ditch and Bessie vas thrown into da other. Ivas hurting, real bad, and didn't vant to move.However, I could hear Bessie moaning and groaning. Iknew she was in terrible shape just by her groans.
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> Shortly after da accident da Minnesota HighwayPatrolman came to da scene. He could hear Bessiemoaning and groaning so he went over to her. After helooked at her, and saw her fatal condition, he tookout his gun and shot her right between da eyes.
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> Then the Patrolman came across da road, gun still inhand, looked at me and said, 'How are you feeling'?Now vat the hell vould YOU say?'