Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side, just like deer's!
I don't think the deer took a good mathmatics class...

If a train was traveling from Eugene, Oregan @ 75 miles per hour, but made two stops along the way each lasting 15 minutes.
How long would it take the train to reach the Throgs Neck Bridge in New York.

WHAM! Next thing you know you get hit by a vehicle, S.O.B. - now that's a bad day and will probably leave a scar.