ORIGINAL: ckrimits

DAYUMM!!
i tell ya.. im not a poacher.. but.. i wouldnt mind just killing Coons for the sake of killin coons.. i HATE THEM! with a passion.. almost as much as i hate DIck Vitale.. hes a dumb coon too.
anywayz... i will gladly come by and popem for ya..
ive killed quite a few in the past in my backyard with a pellet gun.. the trick is.. there skin is so THICK you gotta aim for the eye ball.. got two in one night once.. they are dangerous.. i come home from work at 3 am usually and im actually terrified of these creatures.. call me chicken.. i dont care.. (chicken) but im sacred to death of them and i hate them. always rippin my garbage cans apart.. every morning i clean up.. they out smart me every time.. once i put cinder blocks on the cans.. and bungee cords.. u think that stopped them?
once i used a full POUND of black pepper and scatter the pepper over the garbage cans and area.. that worked for a while.. untill too many rains swept the pepper away.. man i tell ya .. here on LongIsland they are EVERYWHERE!! and they multiply.. last story.. once this past summer i came home from work.. approx. 2am there were about 11 of them on my front yard.. in a huddle.. as if they were calling a play during a football game.. i was like .. u gotta be kiddin me.. wtf! o man.. i hope u killem all.
-CK