ORIGINAL: quiksilver
How about all the geniuses who break their skullcaps after ramming a 2x4 inside the spread of their buck to keep it from shrinking during the drying period?
I've named this trick
"The Family Entry" - Here's how it goes down
ad shows up at the sport shop toenter the deer/turkey contest - but he pays
two entry fees - one for himself, the second one "for hiswife/kid" (not present). It never fails, maybe during the first week or so, ole' Dad will show up with a big tom or a buckand get it scored. Amazingly, a week or two later, either the Misses or ole Junior will happen to bagone that is actually
bigger than the first one that Daddio checked in. Amazing!
It's even funnier when Dad brings the deer/turkey to "get it scored for Junior" (who is still not present). Or when wife was the one who "supposedly" killed the animal, and tags along for the check-in, but it's very obvious to everyone involved that she has never hunted in her entire life.
I used to run an Archery check station here in IL. and hung around the firearms check station also. I've seen guys bring their wife to check in a Deer with curlers in her hair.
Who do they think they are fooling?[8D]
Dan