In that case Matt (see I started this jokingly)....I'd hold your damned umbrella while you prima- donna'd your stake time.

Honestly.....I can see how it would help......but let's look at golf. You can hold the umbrella over (caddy can) the golfer until he gets ready to make a stroke. Then.....he's at the mercy of the elements.

I dunno......just something to talk about, I guess.