Name and captain doesn't matter much to me.

I'm just goin' with the flow.

Oh by the way, for those of you who missed it...

The secret weapon arrived earlier this week.

As I opened the box a bright light shined from within.

A disembodied voice announced the arrival of "The greatest turkey slaying machine in existance."

If you're still confused...

(I traded my Allegiance for a Trykon.)