ORIGINAL: iamyourhuckleberry

I cannot get this image out of my head....

Two midge land on a scottishlad's inner thigh. They're conversing, bump elbows, and patting each other on the back. One says to the other "we're gonna have a ball today!" The same two midge land on a lassie's inner thigh. One is cowering behing the other. "you do it", one says. The others replies, "no, you do it". The first counter replies, " No sir, that spider will eat me!"

I think Sarah is inexperienced with the serious nature we Americans feelwhen the rest of the world calls us idiots. I think she is beginning to realize that. Now, let us all be kind to one another.

Sarah, I think my example clearly shows that notall Americans are as you claim. Your generalizations should be avoided at all costs. Need I remind you that a whole bunch of us "idiots" came to your aide when Mr. Hitler had ideas of sacking your pretty countryside. A lot of Idiots never made it back to America. They made the ultimate sacrifice so your small country could take part in current"World Affairs". Out of respect for them, I ask that you give the rest of us the benifit of the doubt. We are not the monsters you jokingly make us out to be!Now, the french on the other hand....LOL