brothers daughter came in tonight,i said if she got all A in college for that year, i would pay her tuition.
yep, she came in with high honors, cost me 10,000 tonight.

sisters daughter called ,same thing but only cost me 3,000 as she is only going part time.

brother came in, wife wrecked his car, 2nd time in 2 months.

let him use my car,he calls, ran over nail, is stranded.
out i go.

dog goes out to pee, attacks the neighbors dog who cross onto his territory,i am out in street breaking this up.

dad living with me, says heat is to hot, i turn it down, he says to cold.every 1 hr this happens.

kid throws snowball at another kid, i get beaned on head.

look under my truck, big puddle of oil,here main seal goes bad in engine.
seal cost 2 dollars, 800 to remove engine to put it in.

dads eyesight going bad, had to order 61 inch samsung tv, cost 2600 dollars..

i better stop there.