I would shoot it then drive all around town bragging it off. Then I would drive over to the DNR station and turn in the deer, all my equipment, my license for the next three years, and my truck. Then I would get out my check book and ask how much I owed them for the fine.Because thats what would happen anyway once they catch me. Here in Wis they are treated like gods. If someone shoots one I swear they would bring in all theCSI people from 4 states to track them down. So I guess after further consideraion I just might have to let him walk.