Hoytail Hunter

First, congrats!

Second, heres aparity I thought up long ago to poke fun at some oftoday's wedding vows:

For better or for worse, unless something better comes first.
For richer or for poorer, unless you're down to your last quarter.
In sickness and in health, unless you don't get well.
Til death do us part, unless someone else steals my heart.
For this and for that, unless it don't mean jack.